Hahaha! I love my kids’ sense of humour! Here’s another one of ’em.
Oh yeah….the whole family loves history, and knights and castles are still favourites. 🙂
Eat some mutton, drink some wine. Have a swordfight. Go jousting. Wear chainmail. Look cool. Woo maidens. Don’t bathe. Shag unbathed maidens. Get drunk under the stars. Smell a lot of horse dung. Swear fealty to a bastard (literally). Fear the written word for its magical properties. Okay, so it’s not all great.